Friday, 12 February 2010
Kool Kulala
Love this South African airline: Kulala
The captain’s window is marked with the big cheese (”captain, my captain!”), the co-pilot’s window with co-captain (the other pilot on the PA system) and the jump seat is for wannabe pilots.
In addition, the following descriptions of plane parts can be found:
* galley (cuppa anyone?)
* avionics (fancy navigation stuff)
* windows (best view in the world)
* wing #1 and #2
* engine #1 and #2 (26 000 pounds of thrust)
* emergency exit = throne zone (more leg room baby!)
* seats (better than taxi seats)
* some windows = kulula fans (the coolest peeps in the world)
* black box (which is actually orange)
* landing gear (comes standard with supa-fly mags)
* back door (no bribery/corruption here)
* tail (featuring an awesome logo)
* loo (or mile-high club initiation chamber)
* rudder (the steering thingy)
* stabiliser (the other steering thingy)
* a.p.u. (extra power when you need it most)
* galley (food, food, food, food…)
* boot space
* ZS-ZWP (OK-PIK) = secret agent code (aka plane’s registration)
* overhead cabins (VIP seating for your hand luggage)
* fuel tanks (the go-go juice)
* cargo door
* aircon ducts (not that kulula needs it… they’re already cool)
* front door (our door is always open … unless we’re at 41 000 feet)
* cockpit window = sun roof
* nose cone (radar, antenna, and a really big dish inside)
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and from their website....interesting to see 'slang' being used in this formal context.
ReplyDeleteHow do I view my booking?
So you've already made your booking, but you just feel like taking a squizz again? No problem!
If you only wanna check a single booking, then simply have your flight reference handy and go to view my booking under 'my bookings'.
I wanna cancel my flight
If you wanna cancel your flight, you can do so by phoning our friendly helpers in the Contact Centre on 0861 KULULA (585852) more than 4 hours before your scheduled flight.
Just remember that if you cancel your flight, we won't give you a refund - sorree!